“You make things very difficult for yourself don’t you..It’s going to take a while to find two or three people like you.”
“Are you calling me a freak?”
“I’m calling you special…If you were a bit more tolerant of other people’s inadequacies, you might not be living alone.”
“Sorry who’s living alone; what are you, an optical illusion?”
“I don’t count.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m special too.”
(с) Apartment Zero